"Wrapped in Chaos" – Throw Blanket

Does your home feel as soulless as a Monday morning? Fix that with this soft silk-touch throw blanket – not just warm, but a vibe. Ideal for your couch, bed, or whenever you need to shield yourself from the absurdity of adult life.

Product details:

The size is 30 × 40 inch (approx. 76 × 102 cm)
100% polyester (like your motivation – fake but effective)
Silk-touch softness – because something should feel nice
Printed on one side, blank white “I’ve given up” side on the other
Machine-washable (because nobody’s got time for hand-washing)
Hypoallergenic – no more blaming your tears on allergies
Flame retardant – unlike your temper
Sourced from China, fluently speaks the language of frustration

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!